• <p> <b></b></p><p> <b></b></p><p> <b>A shit ton of superheroes:</b> *recruit underage kids to be their sidekicks and/or fight in their battles*</p><p></p><b>Everyone:</b> nice!<p></p><b>Tony Stark:</b> *brings peter parker to what he doesn't think will turn into a fight, designs him a safer suit just in case, tells him to keep his distance and web people up, sends him home the second he takes a hard hit*<p></p><b>Everyone:</b> i can't believe Actual Villain™ tony stank blackmailed poor innocent peter into being his Actual Child Slave™<p></p><p></p><p></p>

somewhere in an alternate timeline there’s a version of me who makes good decisions regularly. good for them. fuck them, though

• zemo: i'm sorry about your father. he seemed like a good man. with a beautiful son.
• t'challa: and don't you fuckin forget it

• ant-man: becomes giant man
• the avengers: wow!!! so cool
• bruce banner: yeah, and? i'm not impressed